Things you get to do as a fan:
Support them
Buy their music
Buy their merch
watch their music videos
request their music on the radio
cry with their selfies
laugh with their interviews

Things you don’t get to do as a fan
choose who they should date
hate on the people they date
act like you own them
be an asshole


These guys sitting next to me have worked as scarers in haunted houses and they’re talking about the unique strings of profanity they’ve heard people scream when startled.
When a person is scared, they act more on instinct than reason, you know, so in the heat of the moment sometimes you’ll hear things like “SHIT ME ON A GODDAMN FUCKING BANANA”